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Joke of the Day

"Waiter waiter! There's a mosquito in my soup. Don't worry sir mosquitoes have very small appetites !"

"What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be? D'oh-ta 2"

"Joke about a psychic and water Something something clairboyant Can't be bothered to actually write a joke but the essence is here."

"Learning how to say ""where the hell am I?"" in eight languages. Just in case."

"Don't mind me, just another pirate joke passing though What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it was arr, but actually it's the sea."

"Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport? Because he was Snowden..."

"Why do white peope call a Indians paiutes? Cuz paiutes was a Indians first words and they were like 30yrs old!"

"My friend with dyslexia told me this today A dyslectic man walked into a bra."

"Instead of walking faster when someone holds a door open for me, I slow down to test their door holding resolve."

"What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner."