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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease? Ones a cunning runt..."

"Of all the possible utensils you can use to eat rice... ...how the fuck did two sticks win?"

"What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The large pizza can feed a family of four."

"Ghost hunters use special cameras made specifically for taking soulfies."

"Can somebody please hand me a knife? This fork just isn't cutting it."

"Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet."

"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning, you have a decision to make.... Fish or chicken for dinner?"

"Nothing in life is ""fun for the whole family."""

"My Home Internet Password 2kids1dog. Thats an orgy I don't want to be apart of."

"The phrase ""A stone's throw"" has been discontinued. Please use ""In Wifi range"" from now on."