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Joke of the Day

"BBC:when a women is attracted to a man, she speaks in a higher pitch than normal That explains why every woman I talk to sounds like Batman"

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"Saw a sign at a gas station earlier that said ""car wash out of order."" So I waxed my car, sprayed it with water and then applied soap."
"Any woman with three or more exes in her city could have told Obama how to avoid Putin in Normandy."
"10yo: When in doubt, albatrout. Me: What the hell is albatrout? That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT"
"How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word? Police police police police police police police police police police police."
"Q: How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in."
"What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face? A mousetache."
"Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."
"I decided to show off my six pack on Tinder. Budweiser is not getting me any dates."
"What kind of computer sings? A Dell"
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