7728
Joke of the Day
"Happy Valentine's Day! So what's everyone doing with their cats tonight??"
Next Joke
"A terrorist is training a group of newbies ""Alright class, listen closely as I can only show you how to do this ONCE"""
"I'm perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince...But I draw the line at kissing snakes."
"What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? ""Hey what's eating you?"""
"What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"My grandfather could never throw anything away... That's why he died in the war holding a hand grenade"
"A man walks into a convenience store.. A man walks into a convenience store to buy a pack of condoms .. The clerk asks if he would like a bag .. He responds ""No thanks, she's not that ugly,"""
"I recently submitted my resume to Sony But they canceled the interview"
"What's Jesus's porn name? Hot cross buns."
"I think i'm spending too much time around my gf's family. I mean, her husband's going to notice sooner or later."