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Joke of the Day
"I've had amnesia for as long as I can remember."
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"Don't let the notion of being bad at something keep you from enjoying it Ask my wife."
"Henry Miller said, ""The best way to get over a woman is to turn her into literature."" That explains ""Kim is a kunt"" on this restroom wall."
"Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums? Because people are dying to get in."
"So much has changed since my girlfriend told me we're having a baby. For instance my name, address and telephone number!"
"Connor O'Connor walked out of a bar... [because hes irish!](http://replygif.net/i/1083.gif) ...thats pretty much the joke."
"The bartender says, ""hey we don't serve neutrinos in here!"" A neutrino walks into a bar."
"The Hunger Games is the thinking girls Twilight I don't dislike Hunger Games but everyone over 20 knows this is a joke."
"What kind of cheese do rich people eat? Guccheese."
"*puts it in perspective Perspective: Wrong hole."