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Joke of the Day

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles."

"I was going to tell a gay joke... But fuck it."

"How do you know the difference between snowmen and snowwomen? Snow Balls"

"What brand of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uni-ball"

"It's bikini season, so you're allowed to shoot bikinis as long as you have a permit."

"I like my coffee how I like my Death Stars: Gigantic, on the Dark Side and powerful enough to destroy a planet."

"20 blind men walk into a bar *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud* *thud*"

"Why can't Monday get a girlfriend? Because it always comes to fast"

"hear about the gay indian? he's a brave sucker...."

"I saw a poor old woman slip over on some ice the other day... ... at least I think she was poor; she only had $3 in her purse."