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Joke of the Day

"Shout out to politicians for keeping the word ""folks"" alive."

"Car trouble, miss? Allow me to squint, and posture heroically while staring at your labyrinthine engine as panic cascades through my spine."

"What was the weather forcast in poland on the day before the german invasion? 86% chance of heil"

"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" Mom: ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""

"How can you tell if Trump is lying? His lips move. How can you tell if Clinton is lying? [deleted]"

"Anesthesiologists are so boring. They put me to sleep."

"What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? Alive."

"Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was too chicken to do it."

"Dang you got a good deal on your tattoo and the squirrel's so realistic. What? A portrait of your Mom? Dude I wish my Mom was a squirrel."

"It must be hard to be the fat kid in your classroom... And must be even harder for Kim Jong Eun, who is the only fat kid in his country."