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Joke of the Day
"snowflakes are like vaginas... each one unique... and I like them on my tongue.."
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"COP: Did the suspect have a birthmark? MARK: He's alive so I'm assuming he had a birth, yes."
"I wonder if they have WiFi in Hell..."
"The Japanese have two words for dog One is as a pet, the other is as a meal"
"I had a really good joke... but autocorrect ruined the lunchtime"
"Pirate with steering wheel for belt buckle ""Arrr, it's driving me nuts!"""
"I'm sorry, your photo is so confusing. You're gonna need to hashtag every detail of it for me so I can grasp what's going on here."
"The Mayor of Flint, Michigan will be fired. Who will lead the city then?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !"
"Cows should really stop putting ""delicious"" on their resumes."