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Joke of the Day
"How did the sailor deal with the death of his friend? He sent out a message in remorse code."
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"It's all shits and giggles until........ someone giggles and shits"
"Horrible Crash ""Two pedestrians die in a horrible crash!"" Wow, they must've been walking pretty fucking fast."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"
"She was like ""wrong hole"", so I said ""adventurous on the e-harmony profile isn't knitting quilts Velma"", long story short I'm still single."
"Did ya hear about the cannibal lion with a huge ego? He had to swallow his pride"
"Whats brown and sticky? a stick"
"Whats a frogs favourite website?? REDDIT"
"What do you get when you turn a blonde upside down? A brunette with bad breath."
"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""