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Joke of the Day
"What did the nihilist say to the physicist? Nevermind, it doesn't really matter."
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"My boss told me ""Dress for the job you want, not the job you have"" Am now sat in a disciplinary meeting wearing my Batman costume."
"Where can I find that ""4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Cards"" Birthday Card? I've been checking online with no luck, unless I'm checking the wrong place"
"I think I'm agnostic, but I haven't decided."
"What did Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? They both had curds in their whey."
"I hate when I take a nap on a park bench and everyone assumes I homeless. People with houses get tired, too."
"Where do Cows go for parties? The Moovies"
"What do ghosts serve for dessert? I Scream."
"Step 1 Change your Wi-Fi password to ""blowmefirst."" Step 2 Wait for someone to ask you for it."
"most cutting thing you can say is ""who's this clown?"" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns"