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Joke of the Day

"Cowboy: Give me 3 packets of condoms please. Cashier: Do you need a paper bag with that sir? Cowboy: Nah... She ain't that ugly."

"Why did Mr Ohm marry Mrs Ohm? Because he couldn't resistor... Old but classic!"

"Snow's so racist."

"Patient: Doctor, please can you help me out?Doctor: Yes, you may make your way out the same way you come in. -"

"Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."

"A werewolf is chasing you. You're on a Segway. The werewolf is too. Both batteries are dying, and the chase gets slower and slower."

"Q: How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed? A: Depressed."

"Telling my friends that I prefer twitter over facebook is like when a white girl brought a black guy home for dinner in the '60s"

"What do you get when you cross Groot with Santa? A Giving Christmas Tree"

"If you're going Black Friday shopping tomorrow, be a decent human being & turn your phone horizontal before you record any fights"