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Joke of the Day
"Most of my alone time is just a cataloging of hatreds and revenge scenarios."
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"What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Yo momma"
"Why don't they teach sex ed and drivers ed at the same time in Mexico? Because it's too hard on the donkey."
"Why do all the little boys in Crete have golden penis's? Because thats the only place that King Mino's touches them!"
"Sometimes I say stuff without even meaning to be funny and I'm like ""Man, my subconsicious is hilarious!"""
"There's a new band called ""1023Mb"" They don't have any gigs yet."
"Math Problem Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume? A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)"
"Describe myself in 4 words? Bad at counting."
"Star sign logic: Some good things will happen to u and then some bad things will happen. It'll pretty much continue like this until u die."
"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."