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Joke of the Day
"3 Men Walk Into a Bar One of them should've noticed. (credit to my brother)"
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"Feline-loving fashionista's favorite music? Techno. *boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats*"
"What do you call a bear in the rain? A drizzly bear."
"If God really made Eve from Adam's rib bone. Then women are really men and we're all gay. Discuss."
"""For people that are hungry but would also like something to drink."" Pitch for Soup"
"Do you think bin men get training... ... Or do they just pick it up as they go along?"
"Statistics say that the typical man has sex 92 times a year... I feel that December will be amazing"
"Sam Allardyce is a disgrace and needs to be punished, humiliated and made an example of... Therefore he should continue as England Manager"
"I have keys on my keychain from the houses I used to live in just in case I'm hungry and in the area."
"Lawyers are safe company to have for girls. They will be concerned about Your Honour more than their own."