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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Israeli rooster? A koke."

"ADDING BLONDE Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"If you can't handle me at my Walmart, you don't deserve me at my Target."

"What rock group has four men that don't sing? mount rushmore"

"I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous."

"A Nazi scientist walks into Burger King He asks for a Whopper, and the guy at the counter replies: ""Don't you mean a *Heisenburger*?"""

"Did you guys hear about the jews hurting dental health? Its those damn acidic jews!"

"Wait a sec...That's not how the proverb goes! A chain is only as strong as its weakest link. But once it breaks, you have two really strong chains, which, in some ways, is more useful."

"(Alt Joke) Hillary Clinton is elected president, . . . title"

"Chicken and a frog found a book The chicken says ""book book book BOOK!'' The frog responds ''Read it Read it Read it!''"