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Joke of the Day

"*walks up to bouncer* ""sorry pal, this is a private country club"" *peeks inside* [everybody's fist pumping hard as heck to kenny chesney]"

"I sometimes pretend to hate Nickelback more than I do so you will like me."

"Some of my lowest points are when I try to ""like"" an email"

"When pigs get a toothache who do they see?' Painless Porker."

"Why did Ahmed take his clock to school? He wanted to see time fly"

"What's red and orange and looks great on hippies? Fire."

"If I had a dog, I'd name it Syndrome. I'd teach it to jump up on people just so I could shout ""Down, Syndrome!"""

"I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING. YOU ARE EVIL. I don't want to go in the swing!! NOOOOooooo.... okay. yeah. This works. I'll hang here. - Baby"

"Have you heard the joke about a rice cake who raped a bunch of tofu? I thought it was pretty tasteless."

"What do you get with a room full of 32 Alabamans? A full set of teeth"