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Joke of the Day

"The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds."

"Harry wasn't chosen for Ravenclaw because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the floor."

"Strange that the Bible has no bibliography."

"Two pretzels were walking down the street... ...one was a salted."

"How do you know your S&M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number."

"Before you start your artisanal candle business ask yourself: does the world need one more lychee-scented soy candle? Or even one?"

"Why did the police shoot the black insomniac? He resisted a rest."

"""And then we'll have the throat hole open up and a rectangle candy will drop from it. Kids will love it."" ~ Inventors of Pez dispensers."

"Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."

"I invented a new joke today! Plagiarism!"