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Joke of the Day
"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump kin"
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"Jokes about German Sausages are the wurst..."
"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"
"WIFE: you can't just deep-fry everything ME: what do you mean? WIFE: I mean put down the cat"
"Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger"
"So a lumber jack was severely injured this evening... It was quite the accident."
"Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To carry his library card."
"I think I might be suffering from anorexia. Every time I look in the mirror I just see a fat guy."
"There are so many scams on the Internet now days, but for $19.95 i can show you how to avoid them."
"What do you call fat people eating McDonalds? Cannibalism"