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Joke of the Day
"I've heard of a chicken coop... But turkey coups must be the new thing"
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"I wait til the mailman comes to send all my emails in front of him while keeping eye contact and whispering ""Your end is nigh, letter boy."""
"""Don't be shy!"" -people who don't understand how genetically determined character traits work"
"I'm trying out a new idea for using gum that's lost its flavor. Right now, it's just an ex-spearmint. (Sorry)"
"Dude, what part of ""I don't speak your language"" don't you understand?"
"What do whales and milk have in common? They both cum in gallons."
"What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man? A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's day.)"
"Since we're doing jokes we made up as kids: What did one lightbulb to say to the other? Watts up?"
"It's just a flesh wound... *looks down at hibachi knives I just pretended I was Master Chef with* *looks at bystander I just chop chopped*"
"What's that Lassie? Bark! Yes I have a few moments of free time Bark! Goddammit lassie no I don't want to hear about Jesus"