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Joke of the Day
"If you ever meet a girl named stone... Don't take her for granite"
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"I bet most braille on public signs says: ""How did you know this was here?"""
"Little Red Riding Hood sure took a long time to realize the talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandma."
"Hear about the new gay sitcom? ""Leave it, it's Beaver."" "
"What do you call a new gym opening up in the finance district Capital Gains"
"Took my wife to the doctor today, to try and get her tourettes sorted Turns out that she doesn't have it, and I am actually a cunt and she wants me to fuck off"
"You know you're old... When your stripper has braces and you're wondering how much her parents paid for them."
"No time to exercise? Get the results of a 30 minute workout in only 3 seconds by accidentally stepping on your cat on the stairs in the dark"
"How does post-vasectomy sex compare? There's not a vas deferens."
"When is an aardvark jumpy? When he's got ants in his pants!"