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Joke of the Day
"If you ever meet a girl named stone... Don't take her for granite"
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"Fat lady hops on an Exercycle next to me, she says, ""I'm here to lose weight."" Me: ""And you waited 'til the last min, didn't you?"""
"How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irish man? None"
"Why aren't fish good tennis players? They don't like getting close to the net!"
"A joke from Finland Q: What doesn't fit in your butt, and doesn't buzz? A: A Russian butt buzzer."
"I'm missing a 5 sided shape It's penta-gone."
"My grandfather came back from the war... ...with a single arm. To this day, we still have no idea whose it is"
"Chuck Norris VS Superman Chuck Norris and Superman once agreed to a fight, the loser had to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants."
"UFC president Dana White called Conor McGregor this morning... He greeted him with ""Buenos Diaz"""
"Most of the jokes posted here are like gay muslims Beaten to death."