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Joke of the Day

"The Buddhist's Root Canal Why did the Buddhist refuse novocaine during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."

"What do you call Batman skipping church? Christian Bail."

"""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" ""Your former crush likes this thing"" -Facebook"

"Did you hear about that fire at the circus?! I heard it was in tents!"

"Tangled earbuds are the new rubik's cube."

"Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds super fun if you don't know what either of those things are."

"Just saw a coyote next to the highway. I hope this tunnel ahead isn't just painted on."

"While shopping for a new phone I found that they offer this thing called 'phone calls'. Has anyone used this? Is it an app?"

"What is a Stealth Bomber's favourite Banana in Pajamas? B-2"

"Dear Board of Education, So are we. Sincerely, Students"