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Joke of the Day
"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."
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"Coworker: What book you reading there? Me: 'How To Kidnap A Coworker' CW:... Me: Not you, Karen. A pretty one."
"What happens when a pizzaman does an AMA on Reddit? OP delivers."
"If a deaf person goes to court, is it still a hearing?"
"Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
"TIFU... I could've had a V8"
"What did the Eskimo children sing when their principal was leaving? Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow."
"Today I found out that nobody living in my town is allowed to be buried in it. It might be because they're alive"
"What was Hitlers favorite month? JEW LIE"
"Did you know that all milk has to be sterilized before use? Prepasteurous!"