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Joke of the Day

"A black guy, mexican, and jew walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says ""Get the fuck out."""

"As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine As I got older I realized it was just a phase"

"Trump is the 45th President of the United States. Aren't you proud fellow Americans."

"What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico? The Chosen Juan."

"I want my marriage to be a forever one night stand, laughing and joking, beer drinking, dancing, pizza in bed kinda relationship."

"You know what a Walrus and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal"

"I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville....figured it was appropriate."

"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."

"A man took his family to the zoo The only animal in the zoo was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu."

"Really not sure why people tell me to ""be honest"" then get all upset when I tell them their eyebrows need a divorce. *shrugs*"