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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A flat minor."

"I know Aladdin can't wish for more wishes, but why can't he just wish for more genies?--My 5 year old and future lawyer, probably."

"This year I'm releasing a Christmas record called Duvet Know it's Christmas? It's a cover version."

"Q: What did the momma corn say to baby corn? A: where is popcorn"

"What does a Chinese gay man have for dinner? Goo of Sum Yung Gai"

"Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench when some guys runs up and flashes them!! 2 of the old ladies had a stroke. The other one couldn't reach."

"How do you start a raid in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling!"

"HURRICANE SANDY UPDATE Mitt Romney has advised everyone in the path of Hurricane Sandy to make their way to their 2nd or 3rd homes immediately."

"Best/worst joke out of a trip through Germany ""Knock Knock"" ""who's there"" ""brat"" ""brat who?"" ""bratwurst"""

"Innocent little girl !! ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."