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Joke of the Day

"I received their wedding invitation on Facebook, so I sent them a gift from Farmville....figured it was appropriate."

"You don't see many dog librarians. Probably because of the barking."

"Before Instagram people had to display their photos in fish tanks full of piss."

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer Put it in the microwave until its Bill Withers"

"I asked the manager if I could sample the sausage and that's when I was asked to leave Costco. THE SAUSAGE Not YOUR sausage"

"Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!"

"Smart Students :D :P Question asked by a Student.! If a single Teacher cant Teach us all subjects, then.. how could you expect a single student to Learn All subjects.??"

"So I've been thinking the world's getting more pessimistic... What do you fucking retards think?"

"Why do I have migraines? Well I can't have yourgraines, now can I?"

"When I see a black guy in a suit I high five him & say ""Innocent until proven guilty MOTHA FUCKAA!!!"" Bc he probably just came from court."