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Joke of the Day
"Let's stop listing pagers on that list of electronic devices that should be turned off."
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"If you're in a bar and a newscaster says, ""Police report the killer left a small doll at the scene,"" don't shout, ""It was an action figure!"""
"If you've watched even one episode of two and a half men... ...you're gonna need to go ahead and get yourself tested."
"Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop."
"Ladies: A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world...oh sorry thats wine...wine does that."
"What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in? A high rise"
"who are the shortest people in the bible? The Shuhites"
"Only 2 kids made it out of my Jedi class. One killed the padawans. The other was abandoned in the desert I'm dreading that class reunion."
"What did Picard say to Riker when the knitting machine wouldn't print single digits? Make it sew number 1!"
"Since I started looking, I've noticed instances of confirmation bias all over Reddit."