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Joke of the Day

"Black Santa reached into his bag of presents... He may have been reaching for a weapon. An officer involved shooting occurred."

"How to shave a cat's butt I won't tell you, you dirty person !"

"What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain? MUH SOGGY KEYS!"

"What do you call a dumb seal? An imbeseal"

"What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ? 'Here Kitty kitty kitty' !"

"I walked into a store with a white shirt and blue Jeans and the cashier said... Welcome to our store, let us know when you **Need** anything. Xd"

"What is Carroll Shelby's favorite food? A torque-y sandwich."

"What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeno business!"

"Josh tells his friend Steve, 'did you know 2 out of every 3 people live next to a paedophile?' Steve replies 'not me, I live next to two smoking hot 10 years olds'"

"I want the job where you push scared skydivers off the plane."