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Joke of the Day
"Waitress: ""Hi, my nam-"" Me: ""Vodka martini, please."""
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"I'm thinking about opening one of those ""pray away the gay"" clinics just so I can name it ""God Save the Queen."""
"What percentage of the zombies are just chasing you down to tell you they're vegan?"
"Van Gogh hands a wrapped up box to his girlfriend. ""Vincent, please tell me this isn't another ear."" ""What?"""
"""Scored 4, 10 year ago"" That's pretty much all I can remember from Clinton's Getting Interns Address. - Happy Presidents Day."
"Want to read a great construction joke? Sorry, I'm still working on it."
"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."
"Jesus was the only man to return from the dead and not eat brains."
"My friend got fired from his job selling industrial vacuum cleaners. It's cool though he said it sucked."
"Why do birch trees only have daughters? Cuz they kill the male birch trees. Nobody likes those sons of birches."