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Joke of the Day
"Why are atoms so serious? Because they're no laughing matter."
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"Just sold my glove puppet collection. A collector called round and offered me 150 to take them off my hands."
"Take her down to 3000 feet below sea level... ...oops, wrong sub."
"""Does my bum look big in this dress?"" my wife asked this morning. I said ""No, but the dress does look quite small on your arse""."
"Police: Cover me Rookie: ok [pulls out guitar] Every little thing she does is magic"
"Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job."
"My penis is like the U.S. presidency Long and white, with a little bit of black on the tip."
"Did you hear about the overweight terrorist? His dying words were ""Allahu snack bar!"""
"What do you call two hobos hitting each other with cardboard Pillow Fight"
"Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!"