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Joke of the Day

"The Swedish word gratrunka means crying while masturbating. It's a real tear jerker"

"Why did the gay pride movement use the rainbow as a symbol? Have you ever seen a straight rainbow?"

"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."

"What Did The Man With Leprosy Say To The Hooker? Keep the Tip."

"What's an ants favourite collectible item Antiques"

"*holds seashell to ear* new shell who dis"

"Wanna see new features on your TV that you never knew existed? Let a baby play with the remote for about 12 seconds."

"What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus? ""Allahu Akbar!"" I'm going to hell for this."

"A feminist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently 'HD' wasn't the right answer"

"Double standard - bear breaks into girl's house, bear gets shot. Girl breaks into bear's house, we write a children's story about it."