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Joke of the Day
"Why do java programmers need to wear glasses? Because they can't C#!"
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"I'm selling a parachute just as new, used only one time, didn't open once."
"""You know, when I was a surgeon in the army my nickname was Nodoc."" It's what my patients always told me before they went under."
"A man clicks on a post in /r/jokes... I'm watching you."
"What do Aussies call mates? Cunts. ""Sup cunt""."
"My wife takes 13 bikinis for a 4-day beach trip. Meanwhile, I'm rocking the swimming trunks my mom bought at K-Mart in 1991."
"Dear yellow traffic light, Challenge accepted. Sincerely, a driver ready to get home"
"A wind turbine's friend asks him what music he likes Wind turbine: ""I'm a big metal fan."""
"Having kids isn't that bad, just don't have like the really young ones."
"Why do ghosts never age? They use Bootox."