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Joke of the Day

"Why did Mr. T reject Marxism? Because Marx said ""You have nothing to lose but your chains."" *^(Manifest der Kommunistischen Partei - 1848)*"

"What is the difference between 69 and an ambush ? With 69 you see the cunt coming at you."

"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A bench can support a family"

"What do you call 1000 aches? A *kilohurtz*."

"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"

"What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window."

"Where do dogs park their cars? In barkinglots."

"My little girl loves helping me when I'm doing the cooking, because I always let her lick the spoon. The sooner she's old enough to buy her own heroin, the better."

"The boss enters the office and asks his underling.. ..""what's the name of the asian punctual co-worker?"" ""Tai Ming, Sir."""

"Michael Phelps will be the flag bearer for the 2016 USA Olympic Team I hope he holds our flag high."