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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo? Falloffalottapuss"
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"Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead."
"How does a turtle grate cheese? Shredder"
"What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl? You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball."
"A guy and his dog Guy walks up to his dog and says ""I need a divorce"" The dog replies ""yeah, my wife is a bitch too."""
"I'm a member of DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia"
"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."
"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."
"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"
"The other day a co- worker asked me what I had for lunch, and I replied 5 Guys. He laughed because it sounds funny. I guess I should have been more specific and said I got bukaked during lunch time."