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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?"
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"What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings? ""Poor core"""
"I tried Tylenol for the first time today. It tasted a lot like cotton."
"What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca? One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America."
"I just watched Meet the Parents again And if I was Gay I would have been outta there"
"Who punishes Colorado underage smokers? COPD"
"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing, because they're both suck up bitches."
"What does Snoop Dogg eat when he visits Germany? Schiznitzel."
"How many pretty girls are there at a monastery? Nun."
"Last words of an electrician... ... ""the fuck dis cable?"""