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"Heard of a joke that made people hate me. It's called the game."
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"[strong] Zoroark, male, 50 Sebas"
"""I'll sleep when I'm dead."" - People who don't understand sleep. Or death. Or expressing themselves without the use of cliches."
"What is E.T. short for? Hes got wee legs"
"Being a mailman must be the most boring job in the world. It just sounds so redundant."
"Don't cry because it's over, smile because for a few miles they believed you were the real bus driver."
"What's the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm."
"How to turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give the bitch a shovel"
"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."
"Funny one liner if the purpose of technology is to make our lives easier, then i need a ""voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear""."