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Joke of the Day
"I'm a member of DAM Mothers Against Dyslexia"
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"What do you call someone who hates pencils? Erracist"
"My grandfather suffers from dimensia... he doesn't ever seem to know at what point he exists in time or space."
"There is no way alcohol kills more people than it creates"
"If you were locked in a room with Trump and Clinton And it was just you, them, and a pistol with one bullet... Which one would you shoot and which would you bludgeon to death with the pistol?"
"I know this is only our second date, Susan, and maybe I'm moving too fast, but I'd like permission to rename your cat."
"Dad owl: I'm dying so I need you to look after things. I'm going to give you- Son owl: Don't say it Dad: Power of a tawny Son: [turns head]"
"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."
"My wife was complaining about how the washing machine was making a lot of noise lately. I told her to put a sock in it."
"What do you call the reasoning behind mexican murderers? Locomotives"