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Joke of the Day
"The US government is taking Samsung to court. They're being charged with a fault in battery."
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"A Physicist sees a man about to jump off the Eiffel Tower He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!"
"A single text to my mom is like pulling that loose thread on a sweater."
"Incest It's how you come into your own"
"I've been hearing a lot about mass murderers lately.... It must be a scary time to be catholic."
"Peanut Butter So I was balls deep in peanut butter, and I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter's a weird name for a dog, isn't it?"""
"A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A nope of laundry."
"Those who carry teensy cute purses shouldn't throw stones at those who wear cargo shorts, because I can carry more stones."
"Almost had an accident due to texting while driving Barely hit send and some idiot slammed on his brakes! Luckily I only spilled my beer"