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Joke of the Day
"What do you call two black people bargaining on terms? A Negrotiation"
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"gingers have so many freckles.. gingers have so many freckles because they're so fair skinned... to bad they're not fair souled."
"What Do Twitter Users Call Themselves? Twats."
"What happens when Jack is angry with his beans? Jack and the beans talk"
"Good news The doctor took his patient into the room and said, ""I have some good news and some bad news."" The patient said, ""Give me the good news."" ""They're going to name a disease after you."""
"Told girl on flight she was pretty and she replied ""Tell me something I don't know."" So i asked if she remembered the quadratic formula."
"Might love you quicker if you bring me more Liquor."
"Husband to wife: Honey, what would you do if I won the lottery? Wife: I'd divorce you and take half the money Husband: Well I won $10, here's your 5, now fuck off!"
"""All your dreams will come true"", said my fortune cookie And the next day I realized, I went to work naked and couldn't run when I got chased by that monster"
"I'm not an alcoholic... My liver is evil and it must be destroyed."