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Joke of the Day

"""Son, I found a condom in your room"" ""Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None! ... They just beat the room for being black."

"What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !"

"I refrain from jogging in the morning because according to Law & Order: SVU there is a 95% chance you'll find a dead body"

"A flight attendant says to a man... ""Would you like headphones?"" The man replies, ""How did you know my name was Phones?"""

"Being a gynaecologist is like being a pizza delivery guy. You can smell it but you can't taste it. I'm sure that's what paediatricians say as well"

"I know my limits: if I fell down it means enough."

"Can't believe Nintendo didn't make a commercial for the Wii where a guy breaks up with a girl by saying ""It's not you, It's Wii""."

"Why should you use a 1 iron during a thunder storm Even god couldn't hit a one iron"

"What do you call a Spanish man with a rubber toe? Robeerto."