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Joke of the Day

"Islam is a religion of piece....There is a piece there, and another piece n the ground there Not an original joke just found it."

"What do you call a confusing sharp pain in the ass immediately after a break up? An ex or cist?"

"My girlfriend's a crappy computer ... she always shuts down when I need her but never shuts up when I don't."

"If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."

"What do you call a blonde who dyed her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence"

"Whenever I see a sign saying Fine Jewelry I think to myself, it's probably had enough warnings, why not just arrest it."

"Be thankful for Twitter. The way gas prices are headed, we're never going to meet real people ever again."

"Why was Skippy falsely imprisoned? Because it was a kangaroo court."

"[Meeting] CEO: as u can see [points to graph w laser] we- BUSINESS CAT:[comes flying across table & just crashes right into a photocopier]"

"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."