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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night? Nocturtle"
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"What is a British woman on her period? A bloody cunt."
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"You should never have sex with anyone in your family... Even if they inceest."
"How many Egalitarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality."
"[doorbell] 4: *opens door Hi, is your mom home? 4: she's in the tower mom: whispers from behind door ""no no no it's SHOWER not tower!"""
"I had my operation done privately in the end. Originally my Dad wanted to sell tickets."