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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night? Nocturtle"
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"What did the gardener say to the man in the grass shoes? WATER THOOOOSE"
"I went to the doctor last week for a bad headache When he reached for his pen to write my prescription, he pulled out a rectal thermometer. ""Shit"", he said, ""Some asshole has my pen."""
"What's John Cena's favourite part of the sunset? The CENAry"
"What's the most common question in Quantum Physics? I don't know"
"I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, gross, godless, evil stuff... and I want it (:"
"What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !"
"What's worse than spiders on your piano? Crabs on your organ"
"I just ate dark chocolate. Does that mean I'm rich?"
"What is the cheapest cut of meat on a deer? The balls, cause they're under a buck."