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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, because they're under a buck."
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"Nobody discretely coughs blood into a handkerchief while wearing a top hat anymore."
"'Escalator' is what He-Man's enemy is called in Spain."
"If you had more money you'd be happier."
"Why doesn't a chicken coop have four doors? Because if it did it would be a chicken sedan."
"Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well."
"What's the definition of endless love? A tennis match between Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder"
"What's the difference between jam and marmalade? Nsfw You can't marmalade your cock up someones ass."
"What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters? TIE tanium"
"When she screams ""deeper!""... ...but you already have a degree in philosophy."