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Joke of the Day
"When she screams ""deeper!""... ...but you already have a degree in philosophy."
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"HEADLINE: A hole has appeared in the ladies changing rooms at the sports club. Police are looking into it."
"SON: Daddy, where do tweets come from? DAD: Well, son...when a Desire for Validation and a Character Limit love each other very, very much."
"What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives? The guy gets fierious."
"I got Arnold Schwarzenegger into Baroque music... He'll be Bach."
"New neighbours just moved in... I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house."
"Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest"
"What's the difference between a pitbull and a social worker? You might get your baby back off a pitbull."
"What do you call a rapper who can only jerk off when he has like a TON of lube? Wetty Fap"
"Photographer with really bad eyesight is the happiest because he doesn't need any lenses to see perfect bokeh."