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Joke of the Day

"'Escalator' is what He-Man's enemy is called in Spain."

"My insomnia is getting worse But I'm not going to lose any sleep over it."

"They should come out with a CSI Atlanta, with an all black cast. But each episode would be about finding who murdered the English language."

"Angel. Jeff is talking to Ben : My wife is an angel. Ben tells him : Lucky you, mine is still alive..."

"Here's a FedEx joke Actually, you'll get it tomorrow"

"If Mitt Romney was president, we'd blame everything on him. ""Damn why is it so cold outside? It wasn't this cold when Obama was president."""

"My Grandfather I'll never forget my grandfather's last words.. ""Are you sure you're holding the fucking ladder?"""

"What do you call a lot of cactus? A cac-ton"

"Today your brother-in-law will announce his plan to defeat ISIS. Happy Thanksgiving."

"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"