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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel."

"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."

"Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic? Nostrildamus"

"Why doesn't Casper have any children? He has a hollow-weiner."

"Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark? Black people can't swim. -.-"

"What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn? Oinkment!"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? That's not funny."

"The best part about stabbing Queen Latifah is watching all the BBQ pulled pork shoot out of her like silly string."

"Why are there 2 dragon smileys on Whatsapp? ""He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head."" ""No babe, this calls for a full dragon."""

"Why did the mexican push his wife off the cliff? Because he wants tequila. Literally."