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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a seagull by the bay? A bagel."
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"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."
"Robots If robots were somehow about to sexually reproduce, they wouldn't have to change much. I mean they already have a binary system."
"If you start smacking people with your wife's purse she won't ask you to hold it for her anymore"
"How come Star Trek fans never grow out of it? They always just Klingon to it"
"I was so happy when I got my first pubic hair! But instantly saddened when I realized it was just my penis :(..."
"Knock knock. Who's there? A cow. A cow who? Not a cow ""who""! A cow moos. An owl says ""who""."
"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"Whats the opposite of under? Der."
"If I get interviewed by a police sketch artists, my only goal will be to see how far I get before he realizes I'm making him draw a pirate."