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Joke of the Day
"What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn? Oinkment!"
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"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off!"
"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""
"What is a Jews favorite part of porn? The moneyshot"
"[circus school] ""So to tame the lion, you have this whip..."" What if the lion's too close? [picking up tiny stool] ""we've thought of that"""
"What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, ""Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?"" ""Not-a-Yeti"""
"I was about to tell a DUMB Nirvana joke, but.... NEVERMIND."
"Playing dead for the alarm clock doesn't seem to be working"
"My friend told me a Holocaust joke Anne Frankly I didn't like it."
"Knock Knock... Who's there? I, diddup I, diddup who? You filthy bastard"