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Joke of the Day
"What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn? Oinkment!"
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"Big shoutout to the Red Robin waitress who checked my ID and immediately ruined the moment by saying, ""Wow you're, like, older than my dad!"""
"Pretty upset to find out that salmonella poisoning has nothing to do with a vindictive fish named Ella."
"Are the readers of this subreddit mostly men? Who else would consider a couple inches of text to be long?"
"Why don't you mess with one-ply toilet paper? It doesn't take shit from anyone"
"Two blondes walk into a library That's the joke"
"What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke? Yours."
"What do you call a constipated German? Farfrompoopin."
"Tequila everyday keeps sobriety away"
"[throws dirty diaper away] - OMG WHAT R U DOING?! - it's gross im not touching that - GET THE BABY OUT OF THE TRASH & CHANGE IT! - ugh, fine"