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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of JD Salingers? A Humble Hindi Bundle."
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"The lack of paparazzi at this BBQ makes me think that my aunt can probably stop referring to her potato salad as ""famous."""
"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees ? they are really good at it"
"What's the worst thing about suicide bombers? They're not organ donors."
"My friends and family treat if as if I'm a god! They don't believe in me"
"My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers To be honest, I should have seen the signs."
"Wife Wanted! A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted"". Next day he received hundred of letters. They all said the same thing: [""You can have mine.""](/spoiler)"
"When people talk to me I cut them right off and say ""I don't believe a god damn thing you just said"" then start making otter noises."
"A Jewish kid asks his father for twenty dollars. His father replied, ""ten dollars, what in the world do you need five dollars for, I'd be happy to give you a dollar, here's one cent."""
"Why did the arsonist get kicked off the basketball team? He kept getting pyro-technicalities."