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Joke of the Day
"Why doesn't Casper have any children? He has a hollow-weiner."
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"Like a good neighbor State Farm and I haven't ever spoken."
"What was Will Hunting's backup plan if that guy said he didn't particularly care for apples?"
"*guy looks around to see if anyone is looking* *sees the coast is clear, licks tree* And that's how they found out about maple syrup"
"""Ooh, a new friend request...who the hell is Iqbal???"""
"How does NASA organize parties? First they planet then the stars comet."
"What's the best way to stop a German train? *Axe* them nicely."
"I told the insect I knew he used to be part of an elite military unit he was exuberant"
"Every onion looks like it was in an abusive relationship."
"Doctor: I'm sorry to say but you have cancer and Alzheimer's. Patient: Well at least I don't have cancer. - Jackie Martling"