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Joke of the Day
"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"
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"Why did the children cross the playground? To get to the other slide."
"After watching the Olympics, a little boy says to his mom, ""When I grow up, I want to be like Ryan Lochte!"" She says, ""Honey, you can't have it both ways."""
"What shoes do Ninjas wear? Sneakers!"
"What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!"
"Amy Schumer's track record for great comedy is at an all time career high right now. Hope it doesn't end in a **Trainwreck**"
"What's the Italian version of Preparation-H? Innuend-O"
"When you think your man is being romantic but really he just doesn't have electricity."
"*jumps into volcano as sacrifice* *volcano spits me back out*"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop."