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Joke of the Day

"Where do Eskimos train their dogs ? In the mush room !"

"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!"

"Did you hear about the new WinZip movie? They had too many cast members causing extra acting issues."

"I heard that #TheDress debate has already destroyed 18 relationships. These people probably shouldn't be breeding anyway."

"How man hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? It's an obscure number, your probably never heard of it."

"After starting on August 15th, 2004, Julia Roberts just finished brushing her teeth a few hours ago."

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? 3; The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."

"Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, ""is that short for Jimberly?"" and I have few friends in real life."

"A 75 year old rich man marries a 20-yo beautiful woman... And a friend of his comes to ask how did he manage to pull that off. ""I told her I was 90""."

"Ladies, don't be fooled. Sometimes, your knight in shining armor, is just a retard in tin foil."