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Joke of the Day

"You know why no one ever flunks out of Porn School? Everyone has to take a ""D"" on the final exam."

"A joke about a hangman's noose... You probably thought it's knot funny, but there's a twist at the end."

"My car lease is up and I have to return it back to the dealer today, so I'm practicing jumping out of a moving car."

"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here"

"A Wife's Headache A man walks into his bedroom, where is wife is reading. ""Honey, I brought you some aspirin for your headache."" ""I don't have a headache."" ""Gotcha!"""

"Kid: Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Mom: No, you have to flush it like everyone else."

"Did you know they're killing off a main character in my little pony? There's no more apple jack."

"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [Fixed] [Reposts]"

"I only know bad chemistry jokes Cause all the good ones Argon"

"What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say? Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here?"