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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a teacher and a train? Teacher says ""spit out that gum!"" But a train says ""choo! Choo!"""

"What do you call it when a blond dyes her hair? Artificial Intelligence."

"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"

"Let me put things into perspective for you. persp(things)ective"

"Where does a librarian sleep? Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door."

"I'm not a quitter. ""Lights cigarette"""

"[Old joke alert] Why are dwarfs so depressed? Because six out of seven dwarfs aren't happy."

"How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb."

"Know why polish airplanes only fill half of an airplane for each fligth? Poles on the rigth half of the plane are unstable"

"Keyboard Humor. Finds a ESC key from a keyboard on the floor, make the shity pun; ""the Esc key escaped."""